Mr. Family Guy

      I have been on my fair share of dates in past three years since my last long term relationship bust which lead me to chocolate ice cream and fantasies during slow days at my day job of black men without white tees. So I finally open my eyes to new beginnings. I started to accept the invitations to dinners and movies from random sweet smiling faces of men in their twenties and thirties. Mr. Family Guy, was unfortunately one of them. I met him off a chatline and after a week of determining he was not crazy or a convict I finally gave into a blind date with him. I enjoyed conversations about his children, divorce, and passion for romantic comedies.

     I decided to meet him at a public place and go from there. I of course had his number programed in a fellow close friend's phone for safety reasons, and told them I would text them S.O.S if I needed them to rescue me
 from his presence. He was infact nice but controling as hell. He ate an entire steak in five minutes then attack the salad as if it owed him money. He drank two beers at the steak house we went to as well and started to talk about himself. Infact, thats all he did talk about. If the conversation was not about him he didn't want to engage. He finally ask if I wanted a ride  home . I said yes and had him drop me off at the corner of my house for again safety reasons. I suggested we even go to strip club after the date to spice things up but he decline. The next thing that happen was him asking me to come up stairs and spend the night, since he spend 50 dollars on dinner and he deserve something more. I immediately said hell no and got out of the car.  He drove off. He called after that asking for sexual fairs for money. I block his number. It was again a horrible ending to a date with someone who I thought would make me laugh and bring joy into my life with his Peter from family guy look, but overall it was a classic mistake. Until next time xoxo Ms. English