"Where am I?"
I know I am somewhere between Greenville and Drunkville but back in 2009, I did not care.
I was a senior, about to graduate, and had a GPA over a 3.0, so I felt entitled to dance the night away.
Little did I know then and now that sometimes I can find myself in the worst situations just to have fun. This was almost one of them.
As I woke up on a bed, all I saw were pretty little arms around me. They all were different complexions like a fruit salad or something all passed out like I was.
One was chocolate, she had beautiful skin tone with big boobs to match, while the rest were light brown skin, mocha, and caramel with hourglass figures or pear shaped. I was at the foot of the bed in a red dress kind of like one Selena would wear and I could barely open my eyes much less move. I just kept thinking "I need to get the fuck out of here," but my legs were not getting the picture. Wearing heels is a necessity if your going out as a diva, but tonight I just felt stupid because my feet hurt and they were loving the king size bed I was in. All of a sudden, I heard a bottle, the lights went out, and guys started to enter the room. The bottle had a sound I've heard before at an ice cream birthday party, and I knew what was coming next. The tall, dark, and handsome men of a certain fraternity started walking towards us with whip cream bottles in their hands.
My mind was like "what the hell?" So I proceeded to run into the bathroom with another girl and lock the door. Once I saw the lights were back on, and all was clear, I went immediately home. I called my sober friend who always wanted me but I would never give him the chance in hell to take me home. He of course obliged.
"I want the ten piece nuggets, and a sweet tea."
I stated this at the window at McDonalds when we were in the drive thru.
Sober Friend: "Sweetie, its breakfast time."
"Awe man."
I looked at the time and it was after 7am, I had to have been at the after party until then. I couldn't believe I was almost attacked by whipped cream but again it was just another night.
XOXO,
Ms. English
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
The Brothers from another Mother
I knew what I was doing. Yet, I did not care. They were both younger than me. Both stood at least 5'9, light skin, pretty brown eyes, and were walking me to the car.
"My feet are killing me," I said.
Light Skin One: "Don't worry I will rub them when we get to your place."
Light Skin two: "Get in shorty, lets go."
I piled myself in the front of the car and told them where to drive.
As they entered my place, I could still feel the alcohol in my veins. I think I had four drinks but it could have been five. I knew better but again I did not care.
Light Skin two: "Wow, welcome to the nursing home."
I laughed with the other one but told him to not diss my place.
Light Skin Two: "It was just a joke shorty, may I use your bathroom?"
I nodded and headed in first to rinse out my sink, put up my makeup, and spray some bathroom cleaner in the sink. I am so weird when guests come over my house. I didn't want him to think I was a dirty girl, or did I?
Light Skin two: "I'm use to shitting outside sweetie because of the army, you don't have to impress me."
I smiled and opened the door to him, he thanked me while smiling back looking at my red dress. It was brand new with a sweetheart neckline, spaghetti straps, and flowed out at the bottom. My hourglass shape looked beautiful in it.
My black open toed heels were off, and I sat on the couch next to the other one. He started to kiss my neck and rub my shoulders. It felt so good to be touched. My frat boy who I was currently crushing on was paying me no attention that night so I decided to flirt and dance with whoever I wanted for awhile. I was glad it was a twenty-eight year old first grade teacher and a twenty-two year old army man.
Light Skin two: "So you gonna put on a movie shorty?"
"Y'all really want to watch a movie?"
They both said yeah. So I got up and put on a vampire flick. I thought it was appropriate. They both cut the lights off and I could feel two sets of hands on me. An army man and teacher all over me. My legs were being caressed by the army man, my arms the teacher. It felt amazing but I knew better and didn't want this, like this, tonight. All of a sudden, the army man's phone rang and his friends were outside my place to pick him up. The teacher walked him out and when he came back I told him that I needed some sleep. He said okay. As they both left my mind wandered again, two sets of hands on me at once, and I slowly began to touch myself until I came and fell asleep. Just another night.
Xoxo,
Ms. English
"My feet are killing me," I said.
Light Skin One: "Don't worry I will rub them when we get to your place."
Light Skin two: "Get in shorty, lets go."
I piled myself in the front of the car and told them where to drive.
As they entered my place, I could still feel the alcohol in my veins. I think I had four drinks but it could have been five. I knew better but again I did not care.
Light Skin two: "Wow, welcome to the nursing home."
I laughed with the other one but told him to not diss my place.
Light Skin Two: "It was just a joke shorty, may I use your bathroom?"
I nodded and headed in first to rinse out my sink, put up my makeup, and spray some bathroom cleaner in the sink. I am so weird when guests come over my house. I didn't want him to think I was a dirty girl, or did I?
Light Skin two: "I'm use to shitting outside sweetie because of the army, you don't have to impress me."
I smiled and opened the door to him, he thanked me while smiling back looking at my red dress. It was brand new with a sweetheart neckline, spaghetti straps, and flowed out at the bottom. My hourglass shape looked beautiful in it.
My black open toed heels were off, and I sat on the couch next to the other one. He started to kiss my neck and rub my shoulders. It felt so good to be touched. My frat boy who I was currently crushing on was paying me no attention that night so I decided to flirt and dance with whoever I wanted for awhile. I was glad it was a twenty-eight year old first grade teacher and a twenty-two year old army man.
Light Skin two: "So you gonna put on a movie shorty?"
"Y'all really want to watch a movie?"
They both said yeah. So I got up and put on a vampire flick. I thought it was appropriate. They both cut the lights off and I could feel two sets of hands on me. An army man and teacher all over me. My legs were being caressed by the army man, my arms the teacher. It felt amazing but I knew better and didn't want this, like this, tonight. All of a sudden, the army man's phone rang and his friends were outside my place to pick him up. The teacher walked him out and when he came back I told him that I needed some sleep. He said okay. As they both left my mind wandered again, two sets of hands on me at once, and I slowly began to touch myself until I came and fell asleep. Just another night.
Xoxo,
Ms. English
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